The Healthy Dev

Bill Sempf

"QA Engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a sfdeljknesv."

We Help Coders and Programmers

We can give you superpowers to believe in things that you never thought possible. Let us monitor your health and empower your needs...through pure data analytics.

We Make Bananas That Can Dance

Yes that's right, you thought it was the stuff of dreams, but even bananas can be bioengineered.